"(The night I hosted the oscars) I kept thinking, this is amazing, and tried to remember the monologue, because you don't rehearse it. You write it and then you do it. And you'd better be great. And you walk out there and you know you're doing your act that you could kill them with in a second. You're doing special material just written for that night that you'll never do again. It's as it goes. That's it. It's dangerous." - Billy Crystal
